Literature
The Brick...
You talk to me, smile, most often laugh,
You also ignore me, zone out, act daft!
Sometimes you see me, I'm the happiest then,
Sometimes you don't though, oh fudge, not again...
I'll beg you and plead, dude act like you see me!
Be polite and a gentleman, AT LEAST PRETEND LIKE YOU NEED ME!
This is all going nowhere, stop being so thick!
Oh fine, just my luck, I'm romancing a Brick...